The Spring Clean of Life

Ok, Ok I have an excuse. I've been really busy. These last three weeks have been *to be said in a Tom Haverford voice* "craaaazy". Unfortunately, I will be keeping this one pretty short but here is a brief list of things that March taught me:

• Cliches are overused phrases for a reason.... they are powerful and make a lot of sense.
• So, with that in mind, FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS. I did and now I have fulfilled an ambition I have had since I was microscopic and the emotion that came with it (a hundred people cheering and clapping for you) was the best feeling that I have ever felt in my entire existence as a human being , as a centipede before that and as a Western Jackdaw before that. Also, I landed this amazing gig where I get to change things and I feel honoured to be helping my friends do all the cool stuff they want to do. It's the Vicious Circle's good, more talented and better looking cousin- the Awesome Circle.

•  Ultimately, people are really nice and kind and you should try to see the good in them.


• This month I have met a lot of new people and have become close with those that I was already friendly with. This was a great decision *takes a moment to limber up and then gives self a well deserved pat on the back*. I now firmly believe that putting yourself out there and doing a bit of socialising outside of your comfort zone is the best possible thing you can do for you and your happiness. Oooh, go on, you know you want to, you flirt! *winks*

• Horizontal stripes work well in crop top style.
• As a rule, my mother told me to avoid horizontal stripes as they highlight broadness (she put it more kindly and subtly than that- "Oh love, maybe nautical just isn't for you"). However, I borrowed a natty little number from a friend, glanced in the mirror and approved of what I saw (Thanks Crisp!). So do it. I've heard they're in fashion. Push the boat out, sailor!

As always, enjoy my wisdom and drink responsibly. 

That's all for now, folks.

nERD

MY FAVOURITE THINGS TO WATCH ON TV 3.

As the third in the 'My Favourite Things to Watch on TV' installment I have chosen to recommend Death In Paradise. I watched series 3 in two days. TWO DAYS. It stars Chris Marshall as the goofy and well meaning Humphrey Goodman, a replacement Detective Inspector (SPOILER: the first, played by Ben Miller, was tragically murdered in the first episode). 

If there's one thing I love it's a lighthearted yet fiercely intelligent murder mystery which is probably why I reviewed Jonathan Creek first. Death In Paradise ticks all the proverbial boxes for me. The mysteries are (apart from the first, which I vaguely recollect was a Jonathan Creek Christmas special) unique and intriguing. The characters are diverse and very amusing. The thing I love most about it is how far away it is from my life. The Carribean setting is breathtaking. -Holiday 2015 fingers crossed!- It's relaxing and mesmerising. The one liners are hilarious but it is the bumbling Humphrey's attempt to settle in to Saint Marie life that are really special. Also there have been some wonderful cameos, my favorite so far having been from Spaced star Mark Heap, so keep your eyes peeled. It is heartwarming and life affirming. The smiley face emoticon was made for this show. :) 

Find it on iPlayer right now.

Why is Feminism Important?

I am both appalled and ashamed that I have not posted on my blog for a month. This level of neglect is not acceptable. Today I would like to take a few moments of your time to focus on the pressing issue of feminism. 

The other day I was spending some time thinking. It was a rare occasion so I decided to tackle the issue of feminism. I had some time on my hands so why the hell not? What I concluded from several moments of deep thought was how SCARY it is to be living in the UK as a young woman in a society that is still heavily dominated by men. A simple statistic. We have only ever had ONE female Prime Minister. Now, isolate that fact in your head. Don't start thinking 'Yes but it was Margaret Thatcher and...' Just focus on the fact that in this supposedly developed western society that has had a Prime Minister for the last couple of CENTURIES, half of the population has been represented by gender once. That is truly terrifying. In addition to this, comes the gender pay gap, the rise of FGM and the everyday sexism that has, according to a fascinating Times supplement article (January 2014), been on the rise since 2011.

 I would like to share with you a personal experience of everyday sexism. I work in customer service, specifically in a Delicatessen. Two weeks ago, a man of approximately 70 years approached me and asked for some cheese. I produced the one he required and, as it was of the hard variety, began to score back and forth along the cheese to cut the rind properly. The subsequent hand action provoked the old man to lean over the counter and say 'I bet you keep the boyfriend happy'. I was deeply offended and disgusted by his behaviour. My own mother blamed not the man but the 'generation gap'. This is verbal sexual harassment and it is just not good enough. 

The thing about feminism is this: it works both ways. I wish to encourage the young women I see everyday. I wish to give them the self-confidence and POWER they so desperately lack. It is important to nurture young women but it is also important not to destroy vulnerable young men. The other day I overheard a stranger say 'Hahaha oh my god I can't believe that she likes him, he's so fat'. Absolutely nothing gave her the right to say that. Undoubtedly, she would not call her best friend 'fat' (this is the opposite of what young people need) so why on earth did she think it acceptable to call a male 'fat'? A simple statistic. 100% of male humans have feelings.

The message here: I urge you to think a little before you speak, tweet, text. After seeing some disturbing misogyny on my Twitter timeline produced by my own peers I can only assume this level of ignorance can and will spread further. May I also add I am not speaking from a high and mighty position by saying this and I acknowledge my own flaws. I simply believe  that feminism is no longer a political stance; it is equality; it is way of life.